The vacationing Obama Cautions: "The Republican Hurricane may wipe out the Eastern Seaboard!"
Liberals are heading inland in the fear of being swept off the mainland and out to sea by Hurricane Irene, said by many to be the work of Pat Robertson's prayers to 'flush the wicked from this land'. Yes, when you look at Hurricane Irene, it does have that Coriolis Effect, much like watching their hero Obama circling the toilet bowl.*
The big question(s) may be framed this way:
- The hurricane is the result of massive global warming brought about by Americans turning on incandescent lightbulbs. Al Gore warned us and we laughed. Who's laughing now?
- Mitt Romney and Rick Perry have teamed up using their religious mojos to give Obama an excuse for low employment numbers - out of a sense of pity for the Chief Executive who has had no answer to date.
- Hurricane Irene is simply masking the movements of a large alien space ship moving off the coast of the United States. It will be dropping off people from Guadalajara and Sinaloa who will be hanging out in front of the Home Depots and Lowes.
* No, I'm not suggesting that I muse when I leave the washroom that I left Obama behind on his way to a settling pond. Nothing so crass as that.