Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
It's not funny!
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keell you
11 comments:
I so ripped this off. I love it.
Have a very Merry Christmas. :)
Enjoy, Sandee - Merry Christmas!
I love it!
Merry Christmas!
Thanks, LL. I also stole this and sent it to my Marine unit in the rock pile. Funny Stuff!
Coffeypot, it's the beginning of a timeless classic.
LL - this is going to my daughter in Trashcanistan.
Jeff is GREAT!!!
WoFat - He captures the season in Afghanistan, doesn't he?
Merry Christmas, LL. Wishing you and your family all the best in the New Year. God Bless.
LL,,A Very Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Love Achmed! We saw Jeff and his friends live a few months ago and haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
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