Bourkas not just in black anymore!
Ladies take note. I know many of you progressive Western women are virulently pro-Islamic, and as you know, with Islam there is no choice but to submit. When you get your wish and Islam becomes the religion and arbiter of law in your country, you're going to have a change of fashion. With it comes a change in eating -- not necessarily what you eat, but how you eat it.
Be very careful what you wish for.
The latest in bourka fashion! Note the stylish folds on the tent they wear to keep
from inciting Islamic men who would rape them if they displayed their hair!
For men, a change to Islam means we need to grow a beard which will catch the remnants of our breakfast and we'll be tasting that soup three days after we ate it. We also have to learn to shoot firearms into the air when we are happy, sad, bored, and at every religious holiday.
Women have a very different cross to bear including accepting up to three additional women into the harem (+ concubines), dressing in a black tent outside and when guests are present inside, you can't be employed nor can you do things reserved for males such as driving a car. You CAN eat all the spaghetti you want, but only if you can do that warble thing with your voice when you are happy, sad, bored and at every religious holiday...and then there is the ritual clitorectomy which will remove any of that annoying pleasure from sex - for all time.