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The lady asked, "Well Doctor, what have we got? A republic or a monarchy?"

"A republic," replied Dr. Franklin, "if you can keep it."


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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Obama Blues

barack hussein obama is a goofball. And he's in charge of this country - leader of the free world. How could this cur have been elected? Is it because he was half black and half white? Is it because the alternative, John McCain was so distasteful (to even me)?

Here he is. Getting tough with Iran???

But there are those of you who are golfers (you have something in common with barack hussein obama). For you, with love, I offer a chuckle with golfing terms, because there's nothing in politics these days that's funny. (h/t Coffeypot) And I can only blog about obama just so long because he turns my stomach -- so here's a spoon full of sugar to help the medicine go down:

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.
A '
Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A '
Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A '
John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
A '
Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An '
O.J.'- got away with one.
A '
Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A '
Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
A '
Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A '
Brazilian' - shaved the hole.
A '
Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
A '
Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
A '
James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
A '
Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
A '
Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
A '
Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
A '
Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.


The Conservative Lady said...

A 'Barack Obama' - an A-hole in one.

WoFat said...

I agree with Conservative Lady.

Teresa said...

Conservative Lady is spot on.

Krystal said...

LOL at the golfing terms!

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