At the close of the Constitutional Convention in 1787, Dr. James McHenry, a Maryland delegate, followed Benjamin Franklin from Independence Hall. He recorded a question asked by a lady, directed at Dr. Franklin.

The lady asked, "Well Doctor, what have we got? A republic or a monarchy?"

"A republic," replied Dr. Franklin, "if you can keep it."


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Thursday, May 27, 2010

B of A and Illegal Immigrants

Actual Conversation with Bank of America

Bank of America, can I help you?

Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer.

The Bank: Why?

Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere.

The Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account number?

Customer: (gives account number)

The Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number?

Customer: No.

The Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are..

Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers. You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let's say I'm an illegal immigrant and you've given me a credit card. I have a question about it and call for assistance. You wouldn't be asking me for a Social Security number, would you?

The Bank: No sir, I wouldn't.

Customer: Why not?

The Bank: Because you would have pressed '2' to speak in Spanish. We don't ask for that information when calling in on the Spanish line.


Sandee said...

Good God. What is wrong with this country. Don't answer that, I already know.

Have a terrific day. :)

Right Wing Extreme said...

BOA ceased this program a while ago, and now only maintains the cards they had previously issued while the program was running. On an interesting side note, Citigroup has done the same thing for years, and continues to do so. Even more fun, Wells Fargo does home loans for illegals.

WoFat said...

One would think that illegals, at least a large percentage, would split on their loans. Me? That's ain't me. Adios.

Desman said...

Maybe we should all start pushing "2". Presione el numero dos. I owe some money to Wells Fargo. Maybe if I start speaking Spanish, they will stop trying to collect it.

RightKlik said...

I'm pressing 2 next time.

Mike said...

Amazing !

Kristin said...

I'm so sick of illegals having it easier than SSN for a bank account, more money for college, no taxes to pay...what a life.

Hazaa Blue-Eyes said...

RWE, as much as I wished you were right, BoA only requires two forms of picture ID top open a bank account, no SSN required.

(I know because I work at an International school. We send our students there, if they want to open a bank account because it's so easy. I, however, do not and will never have an account there)

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