To bury the hatchet with Dear Leader, I wanted to make a suggestion that will go over big with that Democrat, Marxist or Utopian Socialist in your life. The ObamaChia. No, it's not a joke and it was hawked on the Today Show on Dear Leader's own channel, NBC! The video below shows it being flogged to the public on KTLA Ch 5 (also an ObamaStation).
I tried to go on the ACORN website gift store to get some ideas for you but unfortunately it had been taken down. Change came to ACORN.
Never say that CAN WE KEEP OUR REPUBLIC doesn't give equal time to the enemies of the Republic in the spirit of equal access, etc. I'm reaching a hand across the aisle saying, buy an Obama Chia for the sake of the ObamaNation.
The Chia hair dies after about a month. You should dispose of the statue of dear leader with respect. Don't fill your hollow Chia Obama head with fish guts and put it near an ACORN office. That would be disrespectful of Dear Leader and it would be very "fishy". If you see anyone do something like that, please e-mail your comments to firstname.lastname@example.org.