I couldn't find a photo of Dear Leader with the
caucasian side of his family, so this will have to do.
MICHELLE: Barack, stop hogging the bowl of popcorn.
(to secret service agent) Hey, fetch Michelle a third bowl of popcorn from the kitchen.
(to Michelle) Damn, woman, you're going to be gettin' even broader across the beam.
MICHELLE: (spitefully changes the television channel to Fox News - the Glenn Beck Program)
Let's see what they're saying about you tonight.
GLENN: Thank you for inviting me into your home again to discuss the shameful pattern of racketeering that has emerged from ACORN. Their former attorney, Barrack Hussein Obama--
BARACK: He said Hussein. That means he's a racist.
MICHELLE: (cackles wildly) That be right!
Barack and Michelle begin a tussle over the remote control. Since Barack is losing, the Secret Service intervenes to protect Dear Leader from his shrewish wife. A tall Agent hands the Chief Executive the remote, which he switches to MSNBC and breathes a sigh of relief.
BARACK: (to Michelle) Let that be a lesson to you!
MICHELLE: You not gettin' no booty tonight.
BARACK: That's where you're
wrong. My old buddy Larry Sinclair is coming over for a few minutes and we're going to discuss his new book in the Presidential Limo - so there!